Last night I dreamt I had a serious make-out session with Simon Cowell.
For those of you living on Mars - Simon's the sharp-tongued Brit judge on American Idol.
Maybe it's the kinder, gentler Simon the producers are pushing on us this season.
Maybe it's the accent...Maybe it's his manly chest...
I don't know.
But I can tell you this -
I will never EVER look at Simon the same way.
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