Saturday, January 17, 2009

Life Lesson #237

IF you have given birth to three kids -
THE old fashioned way - utilizing the VaJayJay -
IT is a VERY good idea to go pee BEFORE you gallop on a horse across the pasture.

I'm just saying...


R. Enrekin said...

Girl, I feel your pain!!!


Wien. said...

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gallop across pastures till your hearts content.

that's what I do.

and no more panic attacks when you feel a sneeze comin' on!


buddha_girl said...

I have made note of your life lesson as well as Wien's advice. What would I do without you two?

Reg said...

Wow. Thanks for the visual. As a woman who has never given birth, I may never give birth!

Wien. said...

Ohhh Reg, don't let a little leaky pipe problem keep you from it. When I had my son I swore I'd never do it again, but how quickly the body forgets! Giving birth to my two children was/is the most important memory on my list, and I'd do it all over again (with a different dad, mind you) in a heart beat, even if it doomed me to wear Tenas on a daily basis. Now I'm off to the barn and got to change my undies!

he he he


Three Score and Ten or more said...

For that matter, if you are male (I can't speak for females) and you have passed your seventieth birthday, the same rule applies. Absolutely.