Tuesday, May 30, 2006

back to life. back to reality

that song has been playing over and over in my head for the past 36 hours or so.

since i got back home from LAS VEGAS!

spent saturday to friday of last week there.
tuesday to friday - WORK
saturday to tuesday - PLAY

and you know how they say - What Happens in Vegas - STAYS in Vegas?
not necessarily so.
here's the low down...

walked the strip till i thought my feet would rot off - CHECK!
ate Sushi - TWICE - CHECK!
got a Henna tattoo - CHECK!
danced with some drunk guy after he bought me a drink - CHECK!
gave girlfriends the "we gotta leave here NOW!" look after dancing with drunk guy - C
HECK!

slept late - DOUBLE CHECK!


dressed up, went to dinner at Michael Mina's at the Bellagio before going to see "O" by Cirque Du Soleil - CHECK!

Saw Folies Bergere* at the Tropicana - CHECK!

* this is one of those traditional Las Vegas Show Girl Shows. you know the ones, beautiful topless dancers with lots of feathers, diamonds and such. a group of seven of us went. problem was - i was too vain to wear my glasses and too lazy to pop in my contacts so i had to keep asking my girlfriend - IS SHE NEKKID YET? From where i sat and what i could see, it was the itty bitty titty committee up there. and my friends/co-workers may never go out in public with me again...

Had my purse stolen - CHECK!

Got my purse back - less $100 CASH - CHECK!

smoked my first cigarette in 8+ years as a result. Remembered immediately why i quit smoking - CHECK!

went shopping at Nordstroms for a new bra and to my amazement they had 100 different varieties and colors in MY size. a size that they have to special order in Dallas. the sales lady said they sell a lot of this size in VEGAS. i said "maybe so, but i was born with mine" she smiled and winked. new black bra - CHECK!

saw this comedian - Richard Jenni - he did a private engagement at our conference. talk about being at the right place at the right time. was chatting up the new ceo of my company after the show and the conference coordinator comes and invites him (the ceo) backstage to meet Mr. Jenni. CEO is WAY cool and takes the 4 of us - standing there talking backstage with him. Mr. Jenni was really great - quite concerned that he had delivered the kind of show we (my company) were looking for. i am such a groupie. we should just be glad it was not jon bon jovi. i'd have been fired on the spot. retained my cool when meeting celeb du jour - CHECK!

danced on roof top bar of casino. 51 floors above the lights of vegas. OUTSIDE dance floor. i cannot even begin to tell you how surreal this was. i have the best job. the greatest co-workers and when we work - we work hard. and when we play - we play just as hard. danced with ken doll cute new Sr. VP of my division and did not embarrass myself - CHECK!

so i am back home now. via a short trip to atlanta on saturday for a few high school graduations. another story. another day. in the mean time - congrats and love to my nephew Brandon and my niece Danielle! Class of 2006 ROCKS!

sorry to be gone so long. 60 plus hour weeks for the past 3 weeks. but it's been worth the work. i love my work, my customers, my coworkers, the whole gig is really pretty sweet. now if i could just get them to pay me what i'm worth...

and there's that song again...

back to life. back to reality...

10 comments:

KC said...

Wow! Sounds like you had an absolutely awesome time in Vegas in spite of having your purse stolen. I'm surprised you got it back!

I think I need a wild vacation (party) like you just had. In fact, I know I need one.

CP said...

Holy crap. That sounds like an AMAZING time. Isn't Las Vegas entirely too surreal for words? I had the best time falling off the top of the Stratosphere hotel, 1000 feet above the city, in that rollercoaster that nosedives off the building.

Oy, and the strip clubs were to DIE for.

Glad you made it home in one piece!

CP.

Big Pissy said...

Wow! What an amazing time you had! I'm jealous! It all sounds wonderful!

Glad you had such an awesome time!

and that you found a black bra in your size! ;-)

Pat & Reg said...

Vegas sounds like it was a blast! You packed in quite a lot for just a few days. BTW, I LOVE Richard Jeni, he's my favorite comedian. I'm jealous that you got a special show and then got to meet him. Is he hilarious or what?

When are you posting the pictures?????? hee hee

Pixie said...

Wow looks like you had a great time, I don't know how you managed to fit all that in!
Shame about the cash but at least you got your purse back. I bet the rooftop dancing was very surreal.

t_cole said...

Oh Girls - it was wonderful.
Wish you ALL could have been there with!
I do have pictures - but blogger is giving me fits whenever i try to post them.
argh.
back to the grind of working like a dog.
more money. more money. more money...

E said...

Thank goodness you're back! I was worried! Glad you had a great time. I'm totally jealous!

Nobody said...

We were like boats passing in the night Cole.

By the way, isn't O AMAZING!!!!!!!!

Have seen it twice. Surreal.

Mouthy Girl said...

Stunning, stunning, stunning list!

I'm piss-faced that I wasn't there with you!

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