Wednesday, February 13, 2008

cold shower first thing in the morning

Last night I dreamt I had a serious make-out session with Simon Cowell.

For those of you living on Mars - Simon's the sharp-tongued Brit judge on American Idol.


Maybe it's the kinder, gentler Simon the producers are pushing on us this season.
Maybe it's the accent...
Maybe it's his manly chest...

I don't know.


But I can tell you this -

I will never EVER look at Simon the same way.

11 comments:

DIXIECHICK said...

My hubby looks a lot like Simon...I have the hots for Simon myself..I want to hear more about that dream.

Anonymous said...

yeowza!

Ms. Junie said...

Well. As long as he wasn't critiquing your makeout session!!
"That was SOO CABERET!"

Wien. said...

Were you good enough to go to Hollywood?

just kidding.

Sounds like a fun dream as long as Randy Jackson and Paula wasn't watching...

W.

t_cole said...

DIXIECHICK -
I want to hear more about your hubby. =)

NOT -
Yeah!

MITY-
LOL! i don't think so!

WIEN -
ROFLMAO! OF COURSE I was good enough to go to Hollywood. Honey please!

Anonymous said...

So what was Simon's review of the make out session, or did you not stay asleep long enough to hear? That's a little weird, but who am I to judge?

Marla said...

Well Simon does have a nice butt! and he always where those cute little v neck sweaters!

I saw your post on I'm No Belle's blog and just wanted to pop in and say hi from a fellow South mississippian! (wow that is a really long word!)

Marla

t_cole said...

BD -
I did not get a critique - but remember clearly him looking down into my eyes and smiling.
WIth Simons - that's always a good sign...
=)
And I am flattered to have you stop by and say hello!

Marla - honey - All home girls are Welcome here!

Amber said...

I don't know why...but I just want to tweak his nipples a little...maybe it is because you can sometimes see them poking through his shirt...or maybe because he is such a bad boy...either way, I totally understand what you are saying.

Mouthy Girl said...

Better him that asshat Randy. I just want to punch him in the head every time he says "dawg."

Nobody said...

I love Simon. I blame left over Asshole Syndrome moments from my youth ;)