Sunday, January 15, 2006

Insert Profanity Here .........

for various and sundry reasons, i will not use the vocabulary i desire in this entry.
you, the reader, will be required to call upon your wildest imagination and insert the nastiest, foulest, dirtiest, crudest, most offensive terminology you can fathom.

with those instructions in mind....

today is the 15th. THE day. CONCERT day. HAVE LIVED FOR THIS DAY FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS DAY.

I wake up with a RAGING case of PINK EYE!!!!!


Insert profanity here => !^)*&@$ht^)!(*~)@$D@m^^t~!@*&^%@(?*he!*^#

thank you.
i feel better...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

yikes. thats a bummer. blow it off. you can still have loads of fun!!!!!!

Luv ya bunches
sjc

Anonymous said...

Have lots of fun but be careful!

:) sjc

Mouthy Girl said...

You have got to be fucking kidding me here! A pox for a thousand years on the house of the fucker who passed it to you. Get some drops if you have a doc who will call them in without seeing you.

Wear sunglasses. You'll be Miss Hip-Cool Woman. OR you can always slap on a pirate eye patch. Lots of staring involved with that, but what's worse - staring at the patch or staring at eye goo?

Either way, ENJOY! Pink eye can't ruin a moment with Bon Jovi!

Big Pissy said...

OMG!!!! It must be stress/excitement induced at the very IDEA of seeing your Jon in concert!!!!

I say, go with the eye patch!!!

No, maybe the cool sunglasses!!! don't want to scare anybody off wondering what's up under that eyepatch!

Either way...have FUN!!!

t_cole said...

I look good in the sunglasses. and i had not thought about that - EXCELLENT idea. and i'll wear my contact in my one 'good' eye...

i have drops. using them every five minutes or so...

whatta freak'n nightmare this is - i had planned out the concert makeup and everything.

oh well....
7 and one half hours to go....
don't know if i can wait any longer!!!

Nobody said...

Ohhh no. I had pink eye 4 times last summer. We kept passing it around. DROPS AND NO MAKEUP babe. Throw ALL of your current makeup away, buy new, and DO NOT USE IT UNTIL YOU ARE SURE IT'S GONE. Sorry =(

Enjoy the concert...

KC said...

Oh man! Pink eye right before your much-anticipated concert. You poor girl. I mean, pink eye is not fun anytime, but especially when you really really want to look good for a special occasion.